This is a warning. A tornado is coming your way. If you are anywhere in the vicinity of Ujong Pasir, Melaka. Please prepare evacuation plans as the following might happen:
- Sleepless nights as dancing and singing at 1am is a common occurance.
- She'll sneak up and sit on you (if u are lying down) and think she's on a horse... or is it a buffalo?
- You will be deprived of football on weekends.
- There is only 1 channel available on tv from morning to night. And it's 613 (Disney Channel)
- You are expected to bring her for a walk the first thing in the morning to buy her breakfast.
- Do not mention 'playground' as it's only one way from there no matter day or night
Tornado on the wayIf you are not able to evacuate anywhere, please stock up the following items:
- chocolates... especially the one's called SMARTIES
- vitagen...
- sweets
- ear plugs (to prevent the disney songs from eating u up in the brains...)
- mickey mouse (a.k.a. meng) pillow (her bantal busuk)
Be also prepared for:
- endless entertainment
- song and dance night and day
- endless chatter
- a hug and a kiss if u are nice to her... and you have to request for it by the way...
- END OF WARNING -
This blog is going on leave when she gets here... as we plot to take over the world!!.. muahahaha
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