What to tell your wife after buying a Taylor guitar...
1. | | I'll be home more often. |
2. | | I want to sing to you with only the best guitar. |
3. | | There are too many mediocre things to deal with in life and guitars shouldn’t be one of them. |
4. | | I have done full research and Taylors are the most durable guitars made. |
5. | | Among all guitars, Taylors have the best re-sale value. |
6. | | Since you have always been such a supportive wife, there is really no need to give you any reasons. |
7. | | I have good taste, why do you think you are my wife? |
8. | | Taylor’s lifetime warranty reminds me of my everlasting commitment to you. |
9. | | This guitar reminds me of how perfect you are. |
10. | | Anything less than extra-ordinary is a waste of my time, It’s the same reason why I chose you to be my wife. |
So now if my future wife asks me... "give me 10 good reasons why u should buy that guitar/keyboard/drums..." I already have it!... muahahaha!
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